Targowiska Tribune

Going out for dinner is amazing in many ways. You get to eat good food, hang out with people you enjoy, and if you’re as lucky as the couple in this next story, you’ll go home with a kitten in a takeaway box. A kitten, you say? A 7-toed stray may not have been on the menu for a couple enjoying a date at their local burger spot, but this determined little kitty knew exactly which waiter to flag down to get some service around here. Meowing in the parking lot and demanding a 25% tip, this kitten snuggled their way into the hearts, lives, and souls of an unsuspecting duo of hoomans. Perhaps the next time they’re dreaming of the dessert menu at a fancy restaurant, they’ll skip the sweets and head straight to the parking lot for an extra serving of cat-like sweetness. Lessons learned: always have a to-go box ready to go in your purse just in case the CDS decides to satisfy your sweet tooth. GET YOUR WEEKLY HIT OF WHISKERED PURRFECTION.